You know I really hate bothering lawyers so much since I have to write at least 20-30 articles a month about these scoundrels. It’s not right for me to pick an industry just because it’s basically behind every negative event in our civilization. I shouldn’t complain or belittle our fellow ambulance chasers, as you never know when you’re going to need one to protect yourself from another lawyer, see?

You know, like the mafia, when they come to collect protection money and you say; “Protection from what?” So they say; “Vinnie’s here now pays.” Is it almost as if the lawyers are all from the same criminal family species of subhumans or something?

But I shouldn’t mess with them and I hereby apologize for the 20,000+ word condemnation of lawyers I have written previously and probably will write in the future. But for today and at least for the next few minutes, I am sorry and I will not write disparaging comments about lawyers, but I would like to talk about their simple fake business cards.

You know that lawyers always have the most insidious ones; To hell with your type of business cards. Have you ever noticed that it’s like we don’t have to have good business cards to get your business, because if you don’t pay, we’ll sue you? If you pay, we will take your money. If you avoid us, we’ll find someone else to sue you, so take this ugly business card of ours and deal with it.